Avery and I talking during snack one afternoon.
Avery: "If I ask Jesus to live in my heart, will all the popcorn I'm eating get all over him when I swallow it?"
Me: try not to laugh, try not to laugh. "No, honey. Your popcorn won't get all over Jesus."
Avery: "That's good because then He would get all dirty!"
At lunch one day:
Me: "Do you want some chicken or beef?"
Avery: "Beef??? That's what birds have for a nose"
(her "f" sounds still aren't the greatest and so when she says 'beef' it sounds like 'beak' to her!)