Then look no further. My 2 year old seems to be quiet talented at cutting hair. Much to my surprise, she demonstrated her expertise Wednesday afternoon while helping me make pizza.
Yes, you too could have such a grand haircut. And, since she doesn't yet know the difference between a quarter, a penny, or a dollar bill, your haircut could be quite cheap.
And don't worry, I'll clean her face before she cuts your hair. She may be talented at cutting hair, but putting the food into her mouth rather than around her mouth is still a skill she is working on!