Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Attention Future Construction Workers of America

My 20 month old would like to be included in your association. Her expertise consists of unscrewing the screws in bunk beds. She is so talented that she does not need a screw driver or a drill to accomplish this task. All on her own, she has figured out how to apply pressure to one side of the screw and then unscrew all the screws while mommy thinks she is sleeping. Whether she has swallowed the latest screw or has hidden it somewhere safe still remains to be seen. All in all, I'm pretty sure this is a talent that could be used and taught to construction workers everywhere.

Sincerely,

A mommy who is tired of checking all the screws in the bunk beds after every nap.

2 comments:

jordan said...

Hil.stinking..larious.

The Milfords said...

Wow. That's impressive. There has to be a market for a talent like that!